- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

sorry got to poo

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

God. God.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Asians

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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