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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Knock knock

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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