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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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