Ross.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do you call a black man? A person

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Youre mom is so dead...

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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