What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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sorry got to poo

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Your Mother

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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