- Anti Joke

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses