What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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