- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Mormons having fun.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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