A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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retard

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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I regret everything.....

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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