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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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