- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Two women were sitting quietly.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Water? I hardly know her.

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