Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Bad grammers.

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eat a hot dog

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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no pun intended

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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