what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Bark I'm a tree

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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