- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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