Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Do you love me? No.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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