Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Knock knock Shut up

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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This is a joke.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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