- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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