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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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