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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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