- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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