What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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The WPGA tour

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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