- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Miscarriages.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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