You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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