A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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