- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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