what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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