A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Koalas mum is a slut

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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