Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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