- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because she has down's syndrome

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

i just pooped that is all!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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