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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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