Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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like most people my age. im 27

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A kid has no friends.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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