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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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