- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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