- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Mitt Romney

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

politically correct!

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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