- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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