What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Cancer.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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