- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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