- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Charles Manson is innocent.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

What does water taste like? Water

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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