Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock knock Come in

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

your life

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

I have a gay camel

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Im taking a shit right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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