there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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WILLY

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

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