- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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