- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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