whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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