What happen? Idk...

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Women drivers...

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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