- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Don't believe in Atheists.

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