- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Guess what? The Game.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

guess what chicken butt

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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