- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

world peace

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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