- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Sammi suck kyles chode

knock knock come in!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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