BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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