- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Coldpaly is a good band

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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