- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

You will not press the like button.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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