Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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