- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A woman leaves the kitchen.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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