- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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