Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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