I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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It says so on your cap.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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