What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Cool Brian

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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