Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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