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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

shut up kobe!

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