Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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