Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

You wanna see something really scary?

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Dumb

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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