- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

stuarts mum

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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