How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Poop...

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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