What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

I'm hungry.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

whats 2+2? 4

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

I killed someone on minecraft.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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