- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Mitt Romney

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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