Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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