What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's an Anti Joke?

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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