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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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