- Anti Joke

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel