- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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