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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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