Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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