Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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