- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

hey hey apple

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Do you love me? No.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Your mother is average.

Call of Duty is a good game.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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