Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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