- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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