Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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how did the man die he didnt

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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I <3 Hitler

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Anti Joke

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