- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

I forgot what i was gonna say

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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