How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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V I T A M I N C !

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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