- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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