- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

I killed someone on minecraft.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

How do you spell eight? 8

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What black and has children A black man

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