- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Womans profesional lacrosse

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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