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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

I <3 Hitler

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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