- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

A blonde walked into a bar.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Continents are large islands.

woman..parallel parking

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