- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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