- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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