- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

long in the tooth!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

You're a frog

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

tim has no humor

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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