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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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