what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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