- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

knock knock no ones home

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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