- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Robin, get in the car!

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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