- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Diarrhea

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

#IHateHashtags

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Diarrhea

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

belly button

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...