What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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you gay?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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