What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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