- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Well, there's one way...

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

belly button

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Diarrhea

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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