A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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