An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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The WNBA

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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