How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Are you a tree

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

knock knock come in!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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