What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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ur gey

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Dogs

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Heskey time.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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