- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

politically correct!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Do you like apples? Yes

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

hard cheese

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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