okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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