- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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