- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

i keep getting thumbs down...

ur an fagit

balls

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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