what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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penis haha

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Women's rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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