What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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