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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Obamacare

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

The Moon Landing.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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