What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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