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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A sober Irish individual.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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