What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

BOTTOM!!!

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Your mom.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

It says so on your cap.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's the difference between a duck?

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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