What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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