- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

womens rights.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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