- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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