A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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