man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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