Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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