- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Take this and put it- No.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

No soap radio

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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