- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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