Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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women's rights

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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I once did something.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Your face

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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