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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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