When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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