Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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