- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

taking out the trash... at night

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steven hawking walks into a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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