How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

So one time there was this woman learning...

once upon a time, it snowed

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

My three children are three big mistakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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