- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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