If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What's blue? The sky.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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