knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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I have an erection My mom!

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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