Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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