Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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