What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Sarah Palin

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Your mom is so nice.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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