What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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